Quotes from The Apprentice candidate Lee McQueen:
"I'll do the reverse pterodactyl. Make people laugh. As you are now."
"I'm not the finished article."
"If you missed something in the earlier part of your life, you'll find it again before your time is up."
Sunday, 23 March 2008
How to Perform the Reverse Pterodactyl
Lee McQueen's 'reverse pterodactyl' dance move is already legendary.
Here's how to do it:
Step 1: Raise arms to the side. Point fingers towards the ground. Puff out chest. Raise one eyebrow.
Step 2: Raise arms upwards. Jump on one leg.
Step 3: Squark.
Step 4: Lower arms. Lurch forward.
Step 5: Squark.
Step 6: Return to step two until voice or self-esteem disappears.
With this in his arsenal, how could he not win The Apprentice?
Here's how to do it:
Step 1: Raise arms to the side. Point fingers towards the ground. Puff out chest. Raise one eyebrow.
Step 2: Raise arms upwards. Jump on one leg.
Step 3: Squark.
Step 4: Lower arms. Lurch forward.
Step 5: Squark.
Step 6: Return to step two until voice or self-esteem disappears.
With this in his arsenal, how could he not win The Apprentice?
Lee McQueen Biography
Lee McQueen is one of the main contenders to be Alan Sugar's apprentice in the latest series of The Apprentice.
Age: 30
From: Princes Risborough, Buckinghamshire
Experience: Sales Manager for Capita Group. Recruitment consultant.
Described as: A pterodactyl in reverse.
Qualifications: 8 GCSEs and BTEC Diploma in IT
Photo:
Age: 30
From: Princes Risborough, Buckinghamshire
Experience: Sales Manager for Capita Group. Recruitment consultant.
Described as: A pterodactyl in reverse.
Qualifications: 8 GCSEs and BTEC Diploma in IT
Photo:
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