Sunday 23 March 2008

How to Perform the Reverse Pterodactyl

Lee McQueen's 'reverse pterodactyl' dance move is already legendary.

Here's how to do it:

Step 1: Raise arms to the side. Point fingers towards the ground. Puff out chest. Raise one eyebrow.

Step 2: Raise arms upwards. Jump on one leg.

Step 3: Squark.

Step 4: Lower arms. Lurch forward.

Step 5: Squark.

Step 6: Return to step two until voice or self-esteem disappears.

With this in his arsenal, how could he not win The Apprentice?